Erwaman's Guest Book

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Note: For those of you who aren't so bright, there is no such thing as February 30th or February 31st. And, for those of you who were born before 1900, all I have to say is, "You guys are old geezers." Also, you can't be born in the future, meaning after

What would you rate my website from a scale of 1 to 10?
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Erwaman's definitions of each number:
1 - You must have had amnesia and have no idea what you clicked.
2 - You must have had a concussion and just clicked some random number.
3 - You must have serious psychological problems. I strongly advise you to see your local psychologist.
4 - You must have mental problems. I suggest you consult with Mr. Ken Kawamoto.
5 - You must be retarded. I think you should retake Kindergarten through 12th grade.
6 - You must have just received a blow to your head. You're probably still recovering from the shock.
7 - You must have bad judgment. I suggest you hire a tutor to help better your judging abilities.
8 - You must be the average person. I suggest you try and get smarter.
9 - You must be the exceptional person. I see a great wealth of knowledge and intelligence in you, and a bright future.
10 - You must be a genius! This is remarkable! Incredible! Bravo! Congratulations!

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