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… I ran as fast as I can I could and I tried to hide but the pods (their nickname) always found me and I was so scared and I saw a flashback of when I when I went to the guidance councilor’s office and thought if I didn’t go there I wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place.
Running and screaming I dove into a lake remembering that I heard that aliens are afraid of water. I could taste the dinner I hate and it almost mad e me feel sick when I hit the water. They couldn’t touch me now and I was safe. They quickly got out of the way and went back to their home I had to plan so I got a really good idea.
I got everybody in the world to watch TV and George Bush said my plan. Speaking, Bush talked about my plan and he said that we have to get these special lasers which we have been hiding for years and attack them when they come.
I didn’t know but back on lipton habitat Pods want to destroy is with a plan of pods . Pods wanted to trick us into going back to Pods habitat(lipton) . Pods want to outsmart us.
There were no attack for days months and then a year passed and we thought they were going to just forget about it so we put the lasers back and then I said to myself this is just what they were waiting for. They had a plan not to attack. They had a spy watching us the whole time so they could beat our plan and now since we put our weapons away even though they planned to use that to beat us by being stronger and getting protection they didn’t want to take a chance so they waited for us to put our weapons away and just forget about even if it takes a year which they did and they were about to take us. I could smell them for so far away and I now and I can’t believe I didn’t realize this earlier.
I called Bush and told him when……………