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Aliens 2

     … I was in outer space and now I am really freaked out. My face was greener then an alien. I must have fallen asleep and the aliens must have found me and gave me a sleeping pill and I just woke up at some planet. On the sign it said Mols but I have never heard of that before. Mike, the human boy is so dumb.

     (The two head aliens)

     “I know,” said Bob.

     “He’ll probably die,” said Back.

     “He’s so scared,” said Bob.

     “He’ll probably run off the edge he’s so desperate,” said Back.

     (laughter)

     “Probably," said Bob.

     “After we took over the United States the only thing left is our home Mols,” said Back.

     (laughter)

     “Mike will be the perfect prisoner,” said Bob.

     (laughter)

     “Perfect,” said Back.

     After that I decided that I was going to dress up as one off the aliens and trick them into fixing the United States. I was just like the aliens. I found an alien costume in the back of the space ship and now I looked just like the aliens.

     I had to be a leader though so I found the sleeping pills and gave them to the two head aliens and soon they were fast asleep. The aliens looked just like sleeping babies. I called a meeting pretending to be the head alien and nobody noticed the difference and I told every body that if we fix the United Sates and every other place with our time travel device and if we did we would receive anything we wanted except world dominance and everybody accepted and we took the ship back down to earth were I found out that my counselor was one of the head aliens. We used the time machine and everything was back to normal. I didn’t board the ship though but everyone thought I did but I snook out. Then I remembered something. Something very important.

     Back on the ship the head aliens woke up and they told the other aliens what happened to them and the other aliens told them what they did and they were not very happy and they ordered the ship back around and they soon found me and I…

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